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  ‘What does that mean?’

  Aldo began to look embarrassed. ‘I’m beginning to regret showing you these. In fact, I shouldn’t have. So don’t ask any more. Now, business,’ he said briskly, dismissing the matter and refusing to let Flavia interrupt. ‘Here we are. Now you can ask away and I will answer with all the omniscience of someone who has read the files while you have not.’

  Flavia tried to remember why she had come in the first place, and dragged her eyes away from the little panel. ‘Bossoni?’ she asked, giving way reluctantly.

  ‘I now remember him very well. He was a nark.’

  ‘Really?’

  ‘Yup. Two-faced, double-dealing police informer, if he wasn’t worse. He knew far too many of the wrong sort of people and probably still does.’

  Flavia shook her head, and thought about this while Aldo paced up and down and looked with bored indifference at a painting or two. He’d always been a bit of a philistine in this department, Flavia thought.

  ‘And all this would have been in the file my colleague couldn’t get hold of? No wonder it was restricted. What about the di Lanna kidnapping itself? Was there a file on that?’

  ‘A very big one. Most of it you will know; there seems to have been little new, except for noting the fact that di Lanna, when he got control of the money, poured funds into the Christian Democrats, and used it to try and wrest control of Bologna from the communists. And, I assume, feathered the nests of many politicians at the same time. Our beloved prime minister grew surprisingly rich in those years, but then gratitude is a wonderful thing, and he does genuinely seem to have done his best.’

  ‘What about this magistrate and his report?’

  ‘Very little. We don’t have much on that at all. Only newspaper cuttings.’

  ‘Anything else?’

  ‘That’s it. What’s the matter? You look disappointed.’

  ‘I was hoping for something a bit more substantial.’

  The future monsignor looked disapproving. ‘I’ve done the best I can. What do you expect? Miracles? The Vatican isn’t really the place to come to for that sort of thing, you know.’

  And where was Jonathan Argyll? she thought to herself as she lumbered slowly on a bus full of excited tourists into the centre of the city. How on earth could he disappear just when he was needed? She relied on him at moments such as these to sit and listen and make remarks, some useless, some perceptive, but always making her think and explain and work through whatever was going on in her mind. Without him around she felt she wasn’t as clear-headed as she needed to be, and no one else she knew came even remotely close to being able to stimulate her powers of reason. The nearest, perhaps, was Bottando, but he came a distant second.

  But there it was. The phone at home still went unanswered; she even tried Bottando but he had also vanished off the face of the earth. She had been, in effect, abandoned at one of the most important moments of her life by the two people she really relied on. It was enough to make the most sensible person feel resentful. And after five minutes thinking about it, Flavia did feel resentful, so she picked on a spotty adolescent sitting down minding his own business and harming no one.

  ‘No one ever tell you to get up for pregnant women?’ she barked in a motherly tone.

  He looked up at her in alarm.

  ‘Go on,’ she said, ‘up you get,’ and watched with mild satisfaction as he blushed shamefacedly and reluctantly moved away, muttering darkly.

  ‘Thank you, young man,’ she said brightly, and sat down herself. That was the good thing about Italy, she thought. Maternal authority still had a bit of bite in it.

  Now then, she thought as she settled down and slipped a shoe off so she could massage her toes, Bossoni. Radical cum informer cum journalist. Which presumably Maurizio Sabbatini did not know, otherwise he would not have involved him …

  But Aldo had said everyone knew, and despite his manner he chose his words carefully. The implications of this sank in slowly as she worked on her big toe. Would Sabbatini be so stupid as to bring in someone he thought might well be a police informer, if not worse? Surely not. Therefore Bossoni’s source of information on the theft could not have been Sabbatini. And it wasn’t her. And she doubted that it was the director of the museum. And there was only one other place it could have come from.

  And any further thoughts stopped dead. The bus had arrived at her stop, and she found for some reason that she couldn’t get her shoe back on. At least the sight of her hopping to the door gave the pimply youth some small satisfaction.

  16

  Age had withered her somewhat, but what remained was still decidedly handsome. Mary Verney had the sort of face that improved as it settled into an age that revealed more of the bones. She was as oddly dressed as she often was, with what looked very much like a drying-up cloth wrapped around her head to fend off the sun, but such eccentricities were for private moments; when on display she could be remarkably elegant.

  She also had the charm and manners that come from years of practice, although, it seemed, surprise could occasionally put even this well-honed instrument under some strain. She was not expecting a visitor. When Argyll finally gave up postponing and presented himself at her house an hour later, the welcome was not as wholehearted as it might have been had she been given a few moments’ notice.

  Even so, she did quite well, enthusiastically presenting both cheeks for a peck, chirruping about delightful surprises, how pleased she was, do come and sit down. The matter taken out of his hands, Argyll smiled, and let himself be led up the four worn steps to the terrace, forward towards the table, and then to be introduced to the guest. Not that any introduction was needed.

  ‘Good afternoon, Jonathan,’ said Taddeo Bottando, rising to his feet to greet him. ‘I’m most surprised to see you here. What can we do for you?’

  ‘Just passing. Thought I’d drop in,’ he said, then smiled foolishly. ‘No. In fact, I came to ask you about a painting,’ he said, thinking that in the circumstances, dithering and polite talk really ought to be dispensed with. ‘You’re the only people who can help.’

  A good start, which he then went and spoiled with delaying tactics. ‘I tracked you down, you see, and was in the area. Just down the road, in fact. I had lunch in that little restaurant in the square. Very agreeable. And saw the church. Have you seen the church? The altarpiece? Liked it enormously.’

  ‘Many times,’ Mary Verney said patiently. ‘Are you here on your own?’

  ‘Oh, yes.’

  ‘And where is your wife?’

  ‘Flavia?’ Argyll asked.

  ‘You have more than one?’

  ‘Oh, no. Just the one. Quite enough, really. She’s back in Rome. Trying to tidy up after this Claude business. Not very happy, I must say. A bit discouraged, in fact. Disillusioned, you know.’

  ‘Why is that?’

  Argyll thought. ‘I don’t know, really. She’s been a bit off-colour recently. Distracted. Grumbling. She has discovered what General Bottando has known for years, I suspect, that her superiors are almost as pernicious as the art thieves themselves. Just less straightforward.’

  ‘I did mention it to her,’ Bottando said with a faint smile.

  ‘But you rather protected her from the direct experience,’ Argyll commented. ‘And she’s just coming round to realizing how grateful she was. But your going, and the way you went, removed the last illusions. That and the Claude thing, of course. She’s more fed up than I’ve ever seen her.’

  Bottando looked sad for her.

  ‘Now,’ Argyll went on, reinvigorated now that that part of the conversation was disposed of, ‘this painting I want to ask you about.’

  Mary Verney poured him another glass of wine, and smiled encouragingly. He drank. In fact, he thought, he’d had quite a few of these today. The heat didn’t help either.

  ‘And a crime,’ he added, in order to make them more comfortable, to bring both back into a world with which they were all too familiar. The
comment did not succeed, however; rather they just sat there, side-by-side. Had Argyll been less in turmoil, he would have found it touching. And would have been glad for both of them, that they could take such comfort from, and pleasure in, each other’s company.

  For they were a perfect match, if you looked at it elliptically and disregarded all the practical details of why they shouldn’t even be talking to each other. Like the fact that Mary Verney had spent her life stealing pictures, and Taddeo Bottando had spent his trying to get them back again. Both were kindly, intelligent, with, as far as Argyll knew, many of the same interests, even if they did approach them somewhat differently. Both (Flavia had long suspected, as she was given to speculating on such matters) were desperately lonely, and growing more so as the years went by.

  This train of thought had made him drift off a little, while the other two sat there patiently, waiting for him to get his bearings.

  ‘Now, then,’ he resumed with an attempt at decisiveness. ‘This painting. And theft…’

  ‘Do get on with it, Jonathan,’ said Mary Verney a little tartly. ‘I know you like to affect absent-mindedness, but you really are overdoing it a little. Say what you’ve come to say. Then do whatever you’ve come to do.’

  Argyll peered at her, wondering whether to take offence, and decided she was probably right. ‘Very well, then,’ he said. ‘Buonaterra. Nineteen sixty-two.’

  The look of surprise on both their faces was carefully controlled, but just enough sneaked through for Argyll to realize that all the connections he’d been making were correct. So he went on.

  ‘A perfect crime,’ he said. ‘Or very nearly. That is, a crime hidden inside another one. But it is the point of it, and the ending of it, that confuses me. That’s why I’m here.

  ‘So, the events. Someone steals a painting for reasons that have nothing to do with money, and hides it. Then Mary Verney comes along and steals it from the thief. The first bit I know; the second bit I guess. Perfect cover. The thief can’t complain, and the police are hardly likely to connect you with the matter. After all, you weren’t around when the original theft was committed. You were here.

  ‘Now, the matter that confuses me was that the picture was then returned to its owner. Considering that the person who took it was, by then, well into her career as a professional thief, and that she was perfectly in the clear, this is the bit that doesn’t make a great deal of sense.

  ‘If,’ he went on vaguely, ‘there was a ransom paid for it – a big ransom – then I could see the point of giving it back. Much better to have the cash and not have to worry about getting rid of the picture, which is always the tricky bit, so I understand. But there was no ransom. So it doesn’t make sense, you see.’

  Not a very impressive performance, in Argyll’s opinion. He’d imagined himself delivering a more incisive summary of the business, not the inchoate ramble that in fact came from his mouth. No matter, it worked. What he said made the right impression; what he didn’t say made an even bigger one.

  It seemed that Bottando had ceded the lead role here to Mary Verney; he sat quietly and let her do the talking, perhaps because all his years as a policeman had made him better at asking questions than answering them. Or perhaps it was because it was her house.

  ‘What’s your interest in this picture, by the way?’ she asked.

  ‘It was meant to be a retirement present for the general here,’ he said sadly. ‘He’d always said it was valueless. I thought it might be worth something. Flavia said he was worried that retiring a little earlier than he’d anticipated would dent his pension, so I was going to present him with provenance, and all that stuff, so that if he wanted to sell it…’

  ‘That was very kind of you.’

  ‘But then, of course, it all got wrapped up in other things. And raised lots of questions which have been nagging at me. I have established that it is quite possibly hugely valuable – important, anyway. Bulovius said so, just before he died. But I don’t know what it is yet; I can’t prove it, anyway, and I don’t know exactly where you two fit in, although fit in you do.’

  ‘You’re sure of that, are you?’ she said, with a faint smile. ‘Well, then, I suppose you might as well know the rest, as well. Have some more wine.’

  ‘No. Thank you.’

  She shrugged, thought for a minute, then began.

  ‘I feel terribly sorry for the youth of today, I really do,’ she began. ‘Their lives are so cramped in comparison to ours. And everything is increasingly the same. Wherever you go, all you see are the same disgusting fast-food restaurants that seem to have originated in Kansas and should never have been allowed to leave. When I was young, foreign lands were still foreign, life was terribly inexpensive and jobs two a penny, if you were unfortunate enough to need one.

  ‘And people were so very trusting; now if you even go into a church you’re lucky if there is not a camera watching your every genuflection, just in case. I do believe that I had the great fortune to be young at the highest point that civilization has ever reached. It will just about see me out, but when I go I will not regret the pleasures my death will deny me. Well, maybe some,’ she added with a sidelong look at Bottando.

  ‘Anyway, from the end of the fifties until the end of the sixties, life was a delight. Age, combined with selective memory, make it seem better than it was, no doubt. But, in my opinion, it was a period of a few years where wealth had not yet brought tawdriness, freedom had yet to descend into self-indulgence and the freshness of change was hopeful rather than a desperate search for repetitive novelty. And I, with no one to please but myself, was determined to make the most of it.

  ‘And so I did. As you know all too well, I embarked on a career for which I was eminently suited, and ensured myself an income which was more than generous. But for all that, I was in every other way utterly respectable; what I really wanted, I think, was the sort of life that everyone else seemed to have. A husband who looked after me, two children, a nice house, preferably with roses growing up the outside. I was even prepared to consider coffee mornings with the girls. My rather disrupted childhood, no doubt, contributed to this desire of mine, and I put it into practice more or less at the first opportunity. I met Jack Verney and, although I knew quite well he was unsuitable in every way, I married him. He was – and is – a nice man. He is also the most boring man who has ever walked the face of the earth. I do him no injustice here; he says it himself, and is rather proud of his ability to make entire dinner parties fall asleep under the impact of yet another of his interminable golfing stories.

  ‘He travelled a great deal, fortunately, leaving me to my own devices and, when he was off on one tour, I took the opportunity to go to Italy, where I bought this house. It cost me one hundred and fifty pounds – not much, even then – and I had this fond notion of spending time here, with my husband and children, when I had them. For the rest of the time, I set about supplementing my little Swiss nest egg.

  ‘I was not what you might call truly operational at this stage, you understand. I had stolen one painting in my youth, on which I had made no money for myself, and followed up with a couple of others to keep body and soul together, but turned over a new leaf on my marriage. Then Ettore Finzi approached a dealer about a commission, and the dealer approached me. Would I, for a generous sum, steal a picture of an Immaculate Conception from the Stonehouse villa? It seemed he’d had a pair of pictures and considered he’d been cheated out of both of them. If I would recover the first, then he would also give me a substantial sum later to recover the second.’

  ‘Where’s the second?’

  She shrugged. ‘I don’t know. We never got to the second. I was going to be in Italy anyway and, once I thought about it, it seemed an easy enough thing to do; private houses back then were so easy to rob that it was almost embarrassing. So I agreed, wangled an invitation to visit Buonaterra, and was all set.

  ‘I may say, by the way, that I had no idea what the picture was. Still have no idea. Finzi
was old and sick and terribly suspicious. All I got was a description of what I was to take. I knew, of course, that the rivalry between him and Stonehouse had been bubbling away for longer than anyone could remember, and I didn’t really need to know more than that in any case.

  ‘So I arrived, settled in, made myself useful and began to prepare myself. Then that idiot Bulovius showed up and ruined everything. Not only did he spend much of his time chasing me round the rose bushes, so I scarcely had a moment on my own to blow my nose, let alone steal a painting, he then decided off his own bat to show Finzi what a good boy he was. He had ingratiated himself with the old man in a quite disgusting fashion – I think he already had ideas about the will – and it occurred to him that bringing him the picture would be just the sort of display of loyalty that would finally secure him his place in the list of beneficiaries. I don’t suppose this was the interpretation he gave you, though.

  ‘Anyway, I had everything set up; I’d figured out the way to get the picture out of the house; a runner was going to be waiting down the lane to take it off my hands so that I wouldn’t have to hold it for more than a few minutes; another one was going to collect it from the left luggage at the railway station and get it out of the country. Everything was set; Stonehouse had invited me to dinner, and I would have needed about five minutes to leave the table, go to the room, into the garden, hand over the picture and be back for pudding. So I went back home for the night, and arrived the next day to discover the picture had already vanished, the police were everywhere, and Bulovius had this sickly, green look of terrified guilt plastered all over his face. His behaviour the next day was so laughable that it was hard to resist just asking him to hand it over.

  ‘I was not concerned about the police very much; they did not seem likely to give me much serious competition. The man in charge – what was his name?’

  ‘Tarento,’ Bottando said, speaking for the first time.